Top reasons

What is it with all the top x lists all over the place? Are you so starved for story ideas that you have to rehash yet another inane list of things that most likely have been posted elsewhere several times? If you haven’t caught on by now, I fucking hate top x or worst x lists. To me it just talks about a total lack of imagination.
Seriously, if you have a website and you publish a list as an article, there should be a group of people that show up to your house and beat some sense into you. At least then you’d have something interesting to write about.
Don’t get me wrong, I have nothing against the person that posts something that’s been floating around the net for years. Not everyone might have seen it, nor does everyone have the same amount of time on the net. I overstand that you just came across that pic of the cats or whatever and your excited. I’m the last person to piss on your wheaties and dampen your spirit of exploration and discovery. But you unimaginative ass clowns just posting list to have something to post need to be beaten about the head and shoulders repeatedly. Seriously. Worse are those that stretch it over several pages. Like cracked. I refuse to post a link to the site on principle. I mean really, do you need the clicks that bad?

Neighbors

So I have a friend that was told by his landlord that he has to move from his apartment. The reason at first was that he has family that needs the place. After several conversations it comes out that in fact it is due to the fact that the neighbor that owns the house next door complained to the city about the noise from the bike in the mornings. Since it is an unregistered apartment he has to move. The neighbor has been next door for about 7 months or so. He bought the house and moved into the basement apartment (we are checking to see if his is registered as well) and rfented the other 2. What bothers me most (aside from the fact that this as clown didn’t have the decency to speak to him directly) is that they are constantly throwing yard parties, during which thneir guests are constanly coming onto my friends property and leaving garbage everywhere. The neighborhood has gone downhill since they moved in.
Being that my boys landlord is a cop he doen’t want any trouble, so he will most likely just move. This is just more proof that people suck. After you do some stupid shit like this, how can you be surprised when shit happens to you?